Don’t Do it, Don’t Do it, DO IT!
Live show in London, UK
A CLOWN ODYSSEY OF SEXUAL CATASTROPHE
March 8th & 9th 2023
Look for The Woman Festival- Rosemary Branch Theatre, London
MARCH 8TH 2023- LONDON- DON’T DO IT, DON’T DO IT, DO IT!
TICKETS HERE: HTTPS://WWW.ROSEMARYBRANCHTHEATRE.CO.UK/SHOW/THE-LOST-CABARET-PRESENTS-FEMME-FATALE
MARCH 9TH 2023- LONDON- DON’T DO IT, DON’T DO IT, DO IT!
TICKETS HERE: HTTPS://WWW.ROSEMARYBRANCHTHEATRE.CO.UK/SHOW/DONT-DO-IT-DONT-DO-IT-DO-IT-4
Time: 07:30 PM- 8:45 PM (GMT London)
Age restriction: 16+
Zuma Puma presents a one woman show "unlike anything you've seen before." No one likes to be told what to do, least of all Zuma Puma, especially when facing the Good Girl’s Dilemma: DO IT or DON’T DO IT?... DO IT, Obviously!
Blending clown, puppetry, mask and music, Zuma battles her inner monster, shape shifting through characters in an uplifting and thought-provoking narrative that celebrates women and sexuality, confronts toxic patriarchal BS and brings an end to shame. Join this award-winning, multiple sell out, multiple standing ovational clown and her singing vagina on an Odyssey of Sexual Catastrophe.
Live show in London, UK
A CLOWN ODYSSEY OF SEXUAL CATASTROPHE
March 8th & 9th 2023
Look for The Woman Festival- Rosemary Branch Theatre, London
MARCH 8TH 2023- LONDON- DON’T DO IT, DON’T DO IT, DO IT!
TICKETS HERE: HTTPS://WWW.ROSEMARYBRANCHTHEATRE.CO.UK/SHOW/THE-LOST-CABARET-PRESENTS-FEMME-FATALE
MARCH 9TH 2023- LONDON- DON’T DO IT, DON’T DO IT, DO IT!
TICKETS HERE: HTTPS://WWW.ROSEMARYBRANCHTHEATRE.CO.UK/SHOW/DONT-DO-IT-DONT-DO-IT-DO-IT-4
Time: 07:30 PM- 8:45 PM (GMT London)
Age restriction: 16+
Zuma Puma presents a one woman show "unlike anything you've seen before." No one likes to be told what to do, least of all Zuma Puma, especially when facing the Good Girl’s Dilemma: DO IT or DON’T DO IT?... DO IT, Obviously!
Blending clown, puppetry, mask and music, Zuma battles her inner monster, shape shifting through characters in an uplifting and thought-provoking narrative that celebrates women and sexuality, confronts toxic patriarchal BS and brings an end to shame. Join this award-winning, multiple sell out, multiple standing ovational clown and her singing vagina on an Odyssey of Sexual Catastrophe.
2023 TOUR DATES:
February 5th 2023- Bristol- Lost Cabaret Anti Valentines Show:
Tickets here: https://tobaccofactorytheatres.com/shows/the-lost-cabaret-feb-2023/
March 5th 2023- London- Lost Cabaret Femme Fatale:
Tickets here: https://www.rosemarybranchtheatre.co.uk/show/the-lost-cabaret-presents-femme-fatale
March 8th 2023- London- Don’t Do it, Don’t Do it, DO IT!
Tickets here: https://www.rosemarybranchtheatre.co.uk/show/dont-do-it-dont-do-it-do-it-3
March 9th 2023- London- Don’t Do it, Don’t Do it, DO IT!
Tickets here: https://www.rosemarybranchtheatre.co.uk/show/dont-do-it-dont-do-it-do-it-4
Sold out Performances:
The Rosemary Branch Theatre 2022
London Clownfest SohoTheatre 2022
The Wardrobe Theatre- Bristol, 2022
Edinburgh Fringe 2019
Buddhafield Festival 2019
Adelaide Fringe 2019
London Clown Fest 2018
Standing Ovation's:
2 X at The Rosemary Branch Theatre 2022
London Clownfest SohoTheatre 2022
The Wardrobe Theatre- Bristol, 2022
Multiple times at Edinburgh Festival 2019
Buddhafeild festival 2019
Artswells Fest Canada 2018
London Clown fest 2018
The Rosemary Branch Theatre 2022
London Clownfest SohoTheatre 2022
The Wardrobe Theatre- Bristol, 2022
Edinburgh Fringe 2019
Buddhafield Festival 2019
Adelaide Fringe 2019
London Clown Fest 2018
Standing Ovation's:
2 X at The Rosemary Branch Theatre 2022
London Clownfest SohoTheatre 2022
The Wardrobe Theatre- Bristol, 2022
Multiple times at Edinburgh Festival 2019
Buddhafeild festival 2019
Artswells Fest Canada 2018
London Clown fest 2018
Past Show Dates:
2022 Tour Dates:
Bristol, UK- The Wardrobe Theatre
November 8th 2022
Time: 07:30 PM- 8:45 PM (GMT London)
Tickets: £10
Age restriction: 16+
Get your Tickets here: https://tobaccofactorytheatres.com/shows/dont-do-it-dont-do-it-do-it/?fs=e&s=cl
LONDON, UK- Soho Theatre- London Clown Festival
July 8th, 2022
- Received a standing ovation
LONDON, UK- The Rosemary Branch Theatre
March 9th & 10th 2022
- Received 2 x Standing ovations
2019 Tour Dates:
January 18th 2019 - Brock University- St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada
February 1st, 2019 - Lyric Hyperion Theatre- Los Angeles, California,
March 5,6th & 10th 2019 - Adelaide Fringe, Australia: 8:40pm- The Bally- Gluttony Venue
July 11th - 14th 2019 - Mandrea Festival, Lake Garda, Italy
July 17 - 22nd 2019- Buddhafeilds Festival, Somerset, England
August 1st - 12th 2019 - Edinburgh Fringe, Scotland: 10:40pm The Space Venue, Fife Theatre
2018 Tour Dates:
April 14th, 2018- Preview- Bristol- Micro Cube- The psychedelic Society
May 17th, 2018- Preview- Castelletto Lab
May 30th, 2018- The London Clown Festival
2022 Tour Dates:
Bristol, UK- The Wardrobe Theatre
November 8th 2022
Time: 07:30 PM- 8:45 PM (GMT London)
Tickets: £10
Age restriction: 16+
Get your Tickets here: https://tobaccofactorytheatres.com/shows/dont-do-it-dont-do-it-do-it/?fs=e&s=cl
LONDON, UK- Soho Theatre- London Clown Festival
July 8th, 2022
- Received a standing ovation
LONDON, UK- The Rosemary Branch Theatre
March 9th & 10th 2022
- Received 2 x Standing ovations
2019 Tour Dates:
January 18th 2019 - Brock University- St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada
February 1st, 2019 - Lyric Hyperion Theatre- Los Angeles, California,
March 5,6th & 10th 2019 - Adelaide Fringe, Australia: 8:40pm- The Bally- Gluttony Venue
July 11th - 14th 2019 - Mandrea Festival, Lake Garda, Italy
July 17 - 22nd 2019- Buddhafeilds Festival, Somerset, England
August 1st - 12th 2019 - Edinburgh Fringe, Scotland: 10:40pm The Space Venue, Fife Theatre
2018 Tour Dates:
April 14th, 2018- Preview- Bristol- Micro Cube- The psychedelic Society
May 17th, 2018- Preview- Castelletto Lab
May 30th, 2018- The London Clown Festival
It's Not the End! The show Must go on!
Zuma's response to the 2020-2021 Covid-19 Pandemic: See below for online Performance Happenings
Friday Fancy Dress Clown Dance Party:
EVERY FRIDAY during lockdown: MARCH 27th- JUNE 19th 2020: 9pm London | 4pm Toronto | 1pm Vancouver *To be continued as we come out of lockdown as a monthly gathering: Watch this space!
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Remember to Subscribe to my Youtube Channel and like the videos- there are now 4 out! Episode #1: https://youtu.be/qj2ExF9Lrz4 Episode #2: https://youtu.be/QYVgwwhgTh8 Episode #3:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJlt-RikbDQ Episode #4: https://youtu.be/1thvJeRz0b0 Episode #5: Coming Soon Episode #6: Coming Soon (Finale) The Lost Cabaret: Lost In Lockdown:
Online Zoom Cabaret *EVERY SATURDAY (Alternating between the London/Paris and Melbourne/Sydney Lost Cabaret Collectives) It is happening, since founding The Lost Cabaret in 2012 it has grown steadily to a gorgeous collective of alternative comedians running regular shows in London, Paris, Sydney and Melbourne. Since Lockdown we have managed to start running regular Lost In Lockdown cabarets on ZOOM, Tune in any Saturday to catch us. Follow us on Facebook to find out more. https://www.facebook.com/lostcabaret/
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Zuma Puma Presents... Don’t Do it, Don’t Do it, DO IT! Zuma Puma Presents a ONE WOMAN show "Unlike anything you've seen before."- Weekend Notes, blending clown, puppetry, mask and music in an epic tale about; sexuality and womanhood by a five star performer. No one likes to be told what to do, least of all Zuma Puma especially when facing the Good Girl’s Dilemma: DO IT or DON’T DO IT?... DO IT, Obviously! Join the award winning Gaulier-Pochinko trained clown and her singing vagina on an Odyssey of Sexual Catastrophe. “A strange and sometimes dark look into feminist issues... Full of humour and poignancy... Zuma Puma is an accomplished performer of comedy and physical theatre...For a show you’ll still be talking about days later, this is the one to see!" - **** Upside News “..the perfect blend of clown styles, with the spirit of Pochinko and the edge of Gaulier." University of Southern Australia Radio " Clever and multidisciplinary. Her delivery is spot-on – evidence of a versatile and accomplished artist... A theatrical ritual of self-empowerment... Trigger warning: contains belly laughs, audience participation, motivational references and a rather outspoken vagina."- **** Everything Theatre " Zuma Puma is an accomplished clown, who uses her skill to draw an audience in to a compelling narrative about what it is to experience shame as a woman... Zuma shape-shifts between characters with skill and conviction... Be prepared to experience an emotional roller coaster, from absurdity to poignancy, as one woman battles her inner critic. Clowning, puppetry, mask and physical theatre collide in a powerful feminist narrative... An entertaining, thought-provoking and energetic sense of fun will follow you out of the theatre." - **** Broadway Baby Sold out Performances: Edinburgh Fringe 2019 Buddhafield Festival 2019 Adelaide Fringe 2019 London Clown Fest 2018 Bristol Micro Cube 2018 Standing Ovation's- Buddhafeild festival 2019 Artswells Fest Canada 2018 London Clown fest 2018 Zuma's Bio: Zuma Puma aka. Nelly Scott is an award winning Canadian actress (The Bernard Shaw Award for most promising actress and The Christopher Newton Award). She is a Gaulier-Pochinko trained clown, 4 times winner of the Cavendish Arms trophy weekly comedy competition in South London, semi-finalist of Funny Women UK and nominated best comedic actress in LA Webfest. Zuma has performed in over 14 countries worldwide. She is the founder of Clownlife International and facilitates Clownlife workshops and retreats in the UK, USA, Canada, Mexico, across Europe and Australia. SHOW INFO: Director: Dan Lees (Winner: Londons Mimetic Festival judges award) Dramaturg & Producer: Gyllian Raby (Multi Award winning dramaturg incl. Alberta Culture award, Canada Council Exploration award and Chalmers New Play award, just to name a few). Links to Past Reviews: 4 Stars- Broadway Baby- Edinburgh fringe https://broadwaybaby.com/shows/dont-do-it-dont-do-it-do-it/747159 4 Stars- Everything Theatre- Edinburgh Fringe http://everything-theatre.co.uk/2019/08/dont-do-it-dont-do-it-do-it-thespace-on-north-bridge-fife-theatre-review.html 4 Stars- Upside News- Adelaide Fringe https://theupsidenews.com/2019/03/06/fringe-review-dont-do-it-dont-do-it-do-it-the-bally-at-gluttony-2019/ Promo Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V-0elRsilM Social Media Links: Facebook: Zuma Puma (Artist) Instagram: @zumapuma.clownlife Twitter: zuma_puma Website: www.clownlife.org For Further Information, please contact: Zuma Puma- nellyzscott@gmail.com |
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The Lost Cabaret hits up Artswells Festival- Wells, BC, Canada
August 3-6th 2018
Featuring: Immersive Forrest Secret Cabarets & a Packed out Main Stage Cabaret
August 3-6th 2018
Featuring: Immersive Forrest Secret Cabarets & a Packed out Main Stage Cabaret
Farce Forward UK Fringe Tour 2016 & 2017:
One Man Two Ghosts
Directed by Cal McCrystal & Petra Massey
To see Farce Forward Youtube channel: Click here!
2017 Tour:
Brighton Fringe- The Warren Venue- Brighton England
Buddhafeilds Festival- Devon UK
2016 Tour:
Buddhafeilds Festival- Somerset England
Wildheart Festival- Devon England
Edinburgh Fringe- New Town Theatre Venue- Edinburgh, Scotland
Unscene 199 Theatre Festival- London England
Watch here
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF2TqFBtMiEyuU1TFaUfbsgGrumpy Lettuce in the final selection of UK Webfest:
Grumpy Lettuce- New web series
Brand New Comedy Web series paying tribute to the absurd and radical characters we all meet from time to time. Like us and stay tuned!
Combine the outrageous and bizarre with with the awkward and mundane - mixed in with a little radical flare and then dressed with some downright stupidity and… voila! you have a very Grumpy Lettuce! A jazz prophet, a Bollywood star, an outrageous therapist and many more crazies - this is 90s Sketch Comedy revived with the fresh breath of contemporary idiots.
Grumpy Lettuce on facebook: Click here!
One Man Two Ghosts
Directed by Cal McCrystal & Petra Massey
To see Farce Forward Youtube channel: Click here!
2017 Tour:
Brighton Fringe- The Warren Venue- Brighton England
Buddhafeilds Festival- Devon UK
2016 Tour:
Buddhafeilds Festival- Somerset England
Wildheart Festival- Devon England
Edinburgh Fringe- New Town Theatre Venue- Edinburgh, Scotland
Unscene 199 Theatre Festival- London England
Watch here
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF2TqFBtMiEyuU1TFaUfbsgGrumpy Lettuce in the final selection of UK Webfest:
Grumpy Lettuce- New web series
Brand New Comedy Web series paying tribute to the absurd and radical characters we all meet from time to time. Like us and stay tuned!
Combine the outrageous and bizarre with with the awkward and mundane - mixed in with a little radical flare and then dressed with some downright stupidity and… voila! you have a very Grumpy Lettuce! A jazz prophet, a Bollywood star, an outrageous therapist and many more crazies - this is 90s Sketch Comedy revived with the fresh breath of contemporary idiots.
Grumpy Lettuce on facebook: Click here!